Thursday, March 17, 2011

Twitter Thursday Returns!


Yes, it's back again, more candid thoughts about death and funerals.  The inane and selfish, the witty and the poignant; all honest human thoughts culled from Twitter.  


 Melanie 
It's disgusting that people pour cremation remains
of their loved ones in beaches, like people swim in
there , sounds mean bt its true ...
 Lyndsey Ford 

@ burial or cremation? Either way,
would you like confetti cannons? Xxx
 danielle 
Its sad that the only time all my dads cousins get
get together is when we have a family funeral or
tragic event.
 Misty Lattimore 
Man Can This Funeral Be OVEEEEEEEEEER! Geez!
 Kelci Jo △ 
Keep thinkin you cute, you flirtinn with death.
 Jessica Nguyen 
Shes going to the funeral cus she
thought he was cute -____-
 Joe Morton-Musik 
I'm going out drinking around Newcastle after the funeral!
Everything always works out well.
 chelle_mcde 
There's a bag piper playing for the funeral at the funeral
home on my street.
 PartyManThanks 
Now ya'll have to promise me if I die in my 40's ya'll have
to come to my funeral with copied tweets I said on twitter.
 Konstance Richmond 
When I die, I want to have a big funeral. 
 Schweet_Sh*t 
Death is God's way of saying you're fired; Suicide is humans
way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. 
 sergio chicon 
Ashes from a cremation look nothing like the ashes from a
newport - its looks like 10 pounds of broken teeth
 /myfathersashes
 keldie 
Attending a cremation: is this a thing? Do people do that?
 
 Chris Hypnodisc 
Is it now socially acceptable and customary to put funeral
photo's on Facebook? 
 Theodora Sutcliffe 
Sarong and sash donned. Off to the cremation.
 Esmeralda ♥ 
I've never been to a funeral :c
 Kathy Hatfield 
When asked, "How do you do it?" a caregiver replied,
 "Love gives me no choice."
 MC Ellis 
Im definitely bout to walk out of this church we mite as
well had the funeral outside 
 Kay.♥ 
This is about to sound really ghetto but my Grandma's
funeral slapped.
 Raymond Liu 
every single ceremony has its special meaning. although
some r super emotional. especially the cremation one.
I can't hold it. RIP, grandpa.
October seems to be the month of death. Someone
give me good news.
 adambeaugh 
Funeral went ok. I did pretty well until my sis talked. Not
a dry eye in the place. It was great seeing @ there.
 Sean Hollister 
For a health care conference, there sure are a lot of TEDMED
guests speaking about the importance of death. Personally, I approve.
 Zylen Dawkins 
Just got back from Dick's Wings with the guys. Funeral
service was sad. I started crying when Mr.Cook cried,
that was too much.
 Kate Romanova 
I want "the high road" to play at my funeral.
 Jon Winokur 
There are only two things to write about: life and death.
EDWARD ALBEE 
 Bárbara Bismutto 
My lifestyle determines my death style ;)
 Susan Kaplan 
Came home from LB's funeral. He was my
bio teacher, my sister's best friend's ex, my
daughter's best friend's dad. It was a fitting goodbye.
 Travis Amonett 
Okay 1 more hour than the funeral home. I hate
funeral homes. :/
 tracycjones 
Katy Perry just stole my cremation/put my ashes
into fireworks plan. The best form of flattery is imitation.
 Bao Xiong 
On my way to the funeral home with my lover!
 Diveka Milla 
:( I never been to a funeral before... my parents always
made sure I stayed home
 RipeLifeCoaching 
bay area peeps - know any "green" burial professionals?
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